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Yo Mamma Jokes – All Time Best Yo Mamma Jokes | Laugh Factory
Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, these kinds of yo mama jokes are old, cheap, and overused. Sorry, sorry, that was too easy. But that's what happens when the topic of yo mama jokes come up.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals. Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Clifford starred in mainly interracial movies out here in Canada. Playing the role of the macho Black stud who fucks the hell out of some blonde chick. I offered him ten grand to do something radically different. To star in the first installment of my new series Interracial Pegging Up North.